When R2 deserts and says bye bye,
a farmer finds out he’s a Jedi.
He becomes a crusader,
but when facing Darth Vader,
his mentor turns into a dead guy.

Luke’s suffering friends make him feel low,
when Yoda’s instruction goes so slow.
Oh what a palaver –
Darth Vader’s his father!
He loses his hand and Han Solo.

Luke’s powers have really no equal.
So he combats the Emperor’s evil.
The baddies give in.
We watch Luke and friends win,
and wait years for a terrible prequel.

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